And here’s hint #2. Still using the turkey knife, but now a different piece of construction machinery is thrown in the mix!

And here’s hint #2. Still using the turkey knife, but now a different piece of construction machinery is thrown in the mix!

Due to popular demand: Our annual “what’s Jon going to be for Halloween?” hint parade! We’ve had a bit of a late start this year, so hopefully pics will come fast and furious (but we make no guarantees – we might just forget to take some.) No wagering! No prizes awarded! And for the very few people who were told what the costume is, no commenting below!

Note the state of the door behind the psychotic-looking gentleman. Contrary to what you might think, he did not use the tool to do some rough carpentry. Rather, our contractor was examining the state of the framing for our soon-to-arrive, wider, wheelchair-friendly door.
…which would be all of us here at Chez PLJ. I recently read an interesting article in the New York Times Magazine about current attempts to create a computer that could compete at a game as complex as Jeopardy!
Even though the quest to build computers that could beat grand masters in chess have been largely successful, that is considered by computer scientists to be a fairly straightforward undertaking. (Straightforward, but not easy: It’s taken until now—after decades of research, and much more powerful computer processors—to accomplish such a thing.) Chess is a fairly logical, mathematical game; with clearly defined operations of play. Jeopardy!, by constrast, is filled with arcane and quirky questions, word play and puns, and a very short time limit (no leisurely opportunity for a machine to crunch through huge databanks to calculate its answers before ringing in).
The article is a lengthy and fascinating look at what variables the researchers at IBM have had to deal with to make such a machine—their current star is named Watson—possible. Obviously computers are great at storing huge amounts of information, but putting bits of information together in amusing and odd ways, or even parsing what a tortuously-worded question actually means, isn’t so easy. Some of Watson’s answers are so off-topic or bizarre that they leave everyone scratching their heads. Sometimes humans have an advantage: Jeopardy! winners often ring in immediately after the clue is read, before they actually have the answer, and then work out the answer in the 5 seconds answering time; whereas Watson only rings in after it’s calculated its best answer. Where the computer’s superiority is undisputed is in its lack of nerves: Watson never gets tired, or rattled by the amounts of money won or lost.
Currently Watson can beat most duffers, but its record is spottier against champion-level players. IBM is clearly hopeful for Watson’s chances to be competitive with real contestants, to the point of getting the show’s producers to agree to a special tournament (to be aired later this year), pitting Watson against Jeopardy! ex-champions. There is a strong possibility that all-time Jeopardy! champ Ken Jennings will compete; Watson’s chances of winning against Jennings appear pretty slim.
And what about our final family member, Miss Photon? She went to camp, too! During vacations past she stayed at home with a dog-sitter, but despite excellent care and many walks (thank you David!) she was pretty bummed out with “her people” not being around. According to what I’ve read, some dogs do far better if they’re taken completely out of the family home when their owners are away, and we suspected that Photon might be one of those dogs.
On asking around the dog park, the name of a cage-free boarding kennel, Überdog Ranch came up. Like most kennels of this sort they insist on you and your dog visit to check out the place. This also serves to have the kennel staff check your dog out. Since dogs are free to interact with each other all day they have to be very well-socialized and friendly.
It was a lengthy trip for a look-see: Near Cobourg, a couple hours’ drive from Toronto. However, for the actual stay they have a thrice-weekly shuttlebus to and from Toronto. Photon actually left two days before our drive east, which was a good thing, as all our packing and running around would have freaked her out.
The ranch grounds consist of a couple of barn-like buildings opening onto large, grassy fields. Peering into the “little dog” barn (since that would be where Photon would be staying) I could see that it was very rustic—plain, rather grubby plywood floors, a couch, pillows strewn around, and some crates for dogs who prefer sleeping enclosed. On one side of the room were some miniature horse stalls (with carpeting instead of hay), where the dogs would individually eat their dinner (and sleep, if they liked to be alone).
When Photon left in the shuttle (looking for all the world like we played her a scurrilous trick) the lack of dog in the house came as a bit of a shock! The stress of getting ready to go lessened the Photon-shaped void somewhat, but we were delighted when Überdog emailed us a link to photos of their campers that they post online every couple of days.
The first day or so Photon looked as though she wasn’t sure of herself:

Note that her ears are down.
But after she got her sea legs she perked right up and looked as though she was having a grand ol’ time!


Photos from Überdog
We had sent along a huge ziplock bag of kibble (way more than her usual needs), and she nearly finished it all. The staff said they had increased her serving size because she was running around so much—and since she was much trimmer than when she left we were inclined to believe them!
Even though we hadn’t requested a bath (at nearly $50 extra we figured we could bathe her ourselves) she came back fluffy and clean. The staffer admitted that she had gotten so filthy they couldn’t bear to send her home like that (she seemed to have become a camp favourite). Photon was delighted to see us, but when the staffer turned back to the van, she tried to follow. That and the fact that she came back with laryngitis points to her having had a wonderful barkity-bark-bark time!
At Camp Merrywood I went canoeing, kayaking, and sailing. I had a picnic in the canoe. For sports and games I played wheelchair basketball and T-ball.
In arts and crafts I made masks. I made beeswax candles and pottery.
My favourite thing to do at camp was sing songs at the campfire.
When I canoed I didn’t go through any locks. For next year’s EasterSeals camp I will go through two locks. I also didn’t do archery. I hope I do archery next year.
Jon
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Our train pulled into Meidling station mid-afternoon. This was a temporary arrangement while the usual station (Südbahnhof) was closed for renovations, so it was a bit confusing at first (all the tourist info sites/books listed directions to downtown Vienna from Südbahnhof). As it turned out, it was far easier from Meidling, since it’s right on the U-bahn (subway) line; not just the S-bahn (train) lines. A few U-bahn stops later and we arrived at Karlsplatz station, right on the Ringstraße (a major road that forms a ring around the inner core of Vienna). Turns out it has several exits and we took the one that gave us a more, uh, scenic route to our destination.

Kärntnerstraße, the main pedestrian mall of the Innere Stadt by day and night.
Our hotel, Opera Suites was about as central as you can get to downtown Vienna, right on the main pedestrian mall on Kärntnerstraße. Loads of chi-chi boutiques and restaurants (regrettably, mainly the usual multinationals that pop up in every city: Prada, Starbucks, Hugo Boss, Swarovski Crystal, etc., etc…what the hell is the big attraction about Swarovski crystals?!), with signs piled on top of each other up and down the fronts of the beautiful buildings. Peter called it Vienna’s Ginza. Steps away: the Vienna State Opera; Imperial Palace; and many, many museums and historic buildings. Lots of impressive architecture here, too (with its share of filigree, but not the overwhelming quantity of Prague), but the city (and especially its civic buildings) is definitely built on a grander scale than Prague.

Example of Vienna’s grand scale: Austrian National Library. Click photo for a large panorama of the surroundings.
One of the main icons of the city, whose face was plastered everywhere (except where there were George Clooney Nespresso ads), was Mozart. Wolfie’s mug was used to advertise just about everything, but especially chocolate and candy. We even bought a Mozart PEZ dispenser for Jon.
The hotel was a small walk-up (we had to get buzzed in by the front desk, three flights up), featuring the world’s smallest elevator: Two people with carry-on bags could barely squish in. Since it was also slug-slow, we never bothered using it again, much preferring the old-fashioned stone stairs. Our room also looked old-fashioned, with very tall ceilings and windows, and pleasantly heavy furniture and decor. The bathroom was small (no tub, unlike at the Red and Blue) but modern and clean. Our windows faced a ventilation unit and another building, away from Kärntnerstraße, so our view was nonexistent; the blissful lack of street noise compensated.

The first full day in Vienna we explored the Naturhistorisches Museum (Natural History Museum). An impressively beautiful museum from the 1880s, with staggeringly large collections of precious stones and minerals, meteorites and prehistoric artifacts (including the one notable piece: the Venus of Willendorf). The rocks and meteorites were very prettily mounted in huge, wooden cabinets; but there were so many of them that after awhile your eyes start glazing over. The whole second floor was filled with stuffed and mounted representatives of animal species from microscopic forms to the great apes. Most of the stuffed animals are well over 100 years old (a few are over 200), and look it; bird feathers were often a bit faded, and mammals’ fur sometimes looked a bit mangy. The museum itself seemed a bit encased in amber—a handsome snapshot of a Victorian-era museum, and this position hasn’t changed much in the intervening 130 years.
Some parts of the building seemed to reveal a cultural chauvinism, carved in stone. While the Art History Museum across the way featured these two (Painting and Sculpture) flanking the doors:

…the Natural History Museum featured this pairing:

Let’s go inside…

Ornate central stairs at Natural History Museum. The building was just as impressive as the exhibits. [Click photo for a panorama]

Some of the Natural History Museum’s displays. There were many, many rooms like this. Rooms and rooms.
A more modern temporary exhibit was “Darwins rEvolution”. Most of it was in German only, so we skipped past a lot of the displays. Major informational posters were in English as well, though, and we noted with satisfaction the uncompromising stance the museum was taking regarding evolution vs. creationism. I don’t think any North American museum would have the guts to draw such a firm line against the anti-evolutionists; museums here would be a lot more mealy-mouthed and conciliatory in their conclusions.

Having fun with Darwin.

The concluding text about evolution vs creationism. Oooh, snap!
In both Prague and Vienna tourists are besieged by sellers (in Vienna they were in period costume—or evening dresses for the lady hawkers) hawking tickets to classical concerts in various venues. We finally succumbed in Vienna, aided by the fact that the Schönbrunn Palace Orchestra‘s concert was playing in the Great Gallery at Schönbrunn Palace, which is a bit grander than their usual palace venue, the Orangerie. The trip to Schönbrunn was made more eventful by our subway train’s emergency stoppage (from the way the officials and emergency crews acted, we’re guessing that someone jumped in front of our train). We kept moving, walked two stations down the line, and grabbed a couple of buses in succession with the help of three Viennese men who didn’t know each other and had not a stick of English. But they made sure we got where we needed to go! Tausend Dank, gents!
The large ensemble and two singers performed popular Mozart and Strauss pieces in the gorgeous Great Gallery. Very greatest-hits stuff, but very well played—the singers in particular (good singers and good performers too), seemed to be having a great time. Unlike the concertmistress, who looked like she’d swallowed a lemon during the whole performance. Amusingly, the audience seemed to be roughly divided up into Mozart-lovers (like us) and Strauss-lovers (like the couple next to me) who were alternately bored or delighted, depending on what was being played.

Concert in the Schönbrunn’s Great Gallery: The only time we were allowed to take photos inside the palace.
At first, like Prague, we intended to partake often of the Viennese cuisine. But the first night, hungry after our trip, we found an Italian restaurant on Kärntnerstraße and had some nice pasta. The second night, we sought out weiner schnitzel at Pfudl, a decent-enough restaurant. The thing is, it’s weiner schnitzel. Just like here. Nicely cooked, more authentic presentation with the pickled salad, but essentially, it’s breaded veal. At this point in our trip we were getting a bit meated-out, and were craving veggies badly. Also, the range of Viennese food was narrower than that of even Prague, and it was obviously that post-war Vienna had dealt with that by adopting dishes from other countries. Pasta, pizza, sushi, kebabs, you name it.
On the dessert front, when we had made our decision to visit Vienna, I was pleased because I would finally accomplish my goal of eating the perfect apple strudel. I had always held in my head a Platonic ideal of a great Apfelstrudel, but had never managed to experience one in Toronto (they never seemed to have enough filling for my taste). Now was my chance! During our Vienna stay I had two apple strudels, and they were excellent examples, and very similar to each other: flaky pastry (but not too much of it) with tons of apple and raisin filling and much cinnamon. We even saw a demonstration of how they are made, and it’s a complex enough procedure that I’m probably not going to attempt it anytime soon.

The apple strudel show at Schönbrunn Palace (chronologically I’m getting ahead of myself here).
But after ingesting a few pieces of pastry, to my shock and disappointment I realized that I don’t much care for apple strudels! Peter was likewise disappointed when he tried the sachertorte (at the famed Sacher Café, no less, where the famed cake originated) After that, given the choice of whether to have a cake/pastry or gelato for dessert, ice cream won every time. This was helped by the presence of Zanoni & Zanoni, gelateria extraordinare! Absolutely humungous (and delicious) dollops, slabbed atop cones, for the measly price of € 2.50 each (less than $4 Cdn). We ended up having gelato every day of our stay.

Ice cream as big as your head?! One of our daily gelatos at Zanoni’s.
I was a bit disappointed that we never found the time to go to a real, traditional Vienna Kaffeehaus, so I wasn’t able to compare top-notch cappuccino with what we get here. We did go to the high-end touristy Café Mozart (whose patio was featured in the movie The Third Man), and the coffee was okay, but nothing spectacular for the price. I also had coffees at Le Bol, a French café (which I’ll talk more about below), but that didn’t really count as a Kaffeehaus because it was French (even if they did serve the water palate-cleanser.)

Le Bol, where we ate a couple of very tasty breakfasts. Our French is marginal, but it’s miles better than our German!

The front of Schönbrunn Palace
On Day 2 we headed again to Schönbrunn for a more in-depth visit. A lot more tourists this time; we had to cool our heels in the gardens for an hour while we waited for our palace admission time. The driving force behind the design and construction of this palatial summer home of the Austrian Hapsburgs was the Empress Maria Theresia, an energetic sort who also managed to have 16 children while ruling the empire (and getting kissed by just-finished-his-performance, 7-year-old Wolfgang Mozart).

Impressive view of palace grounds. The building at the top of the hill is the Gloriette. Click photo for a panorama. Here’s another in the rain.

As we got closer, I realized: It’s a bloody gazebo!

The view of the palace from the gazebo Gloriette. This was the Hapsburgs’ summer home, and as such was manned by a skeleton staff of 1,500. Click photo for a panorama.

At times the Hapsburgs came across as nouveau riche: This folly wouldn’t have looked out of place at Disney World.

Other statuary looked impressive from far away, but close-up you could see where they cheaped out in their construction, relative to other European landmarks. Note the assembly seams and joins. (I know, pick, pick, pick!)
Once inside we weren’t allowed to take photos, so we were glad we went to the concert the evening before! But all throughout you could see where the emperors were trying to make their own Versailles—conspicuous consumption galore and very costly room finishes. One room was even called the “Millions Room” because of its cost, and involves priceless Persian artwork cut up out of their original context to be fit into hundreds of individually-carved cartouches on the rosewood walls. [Headslap!] It was kind of amazing that the imperial family was never overthrown by enraged commoners, and in fact survived until the 20th century.
Once of the most popular royals was the Empress Elizabeth, better known as “Sisi”. She was a beautiful, Princess Diana-like figure who married into the imperial family in the mid-Victorian era. As she hated royal life, she rarely stayed in either of the imperial residences (preferring to take endless cruises around the world.) Despite that inconvenient fact, Sisi’s lovely face is plastered all over items in the palace gift shop. And that goes for Vienna souvenirs in general, too—basically if your souvenir has a face, it’s either Wolfgang’s or Sisi’s.
That evening we toured the Naschtmarkt, the farmers’ market, saw rows and rows of beautiful vegetables, and wondered why we hadn’t gotten many in the restaurants. We ate at a fish restaurant at the market, and had a delicious seafood platter for two—with absolutely no veggies. Psst, waiter, look out the window!!

The Prater park Basilisk mascot
On our last full day in Vienna we managed to cram in a variety of sights: Prater Park, with the Riesenrad, a ferris wheel dating from 1897. The Riesenrad (another place featured in The Third Man) was so deliciously touristy, we just had to ride it. Each car is basically a box hanging from a fulcrum, and it rocked entertainingly when the French family sharing our car ran from one side to the other, listing something on the order of 10°.

Riesenrad. When the ride was reconstructed after the war they only replaced half the number of cars. Looks better that way. Right: Peter inside the car.

We didn’t go on this, but we bet that it’s at least two dimensions better than a mere 3D experience!

The Wiener Staatsoper.

The lobby.
Back to higher-brow pursuits, the Wiener Staatsoper (Vienna State Opera) is a building with a split personality because of damage to it from World War II. The whole front lobby is original from the 1860s, and is ornately Victorian; in contrast the auditorium and waiting room date from the minimalist 1950s, and the effect is a bit jarring.

Staatsoper old and new: Imperial tea room (where the Emperor would go between acts); Marble Hall (where the audience goes between acts.)
During our tour, we were informed that the budget of the Opera is € 100 million, of which the Austrian government subsidizes € 55 million. (Can you imagine if our current federal government supported the arts to anywhere near that amount!) And it truly lives up to its goal of being the people’s opera house: Of the 2,500 seats in the house, about 500 of them are standing-room seats, costing a measly € 3 or € 4.

Top-price (€ 4) standing-room stalls. They are directly below the royal box, so they’re pretty good seats!

The curtain, featuring 50’s art portraying the (Austrian-written) opera Orfeo ed Euridice

Behind the scenes. There’s something like 100 bays for backdrops and scrims, as they have many operas going at one time during the season!
Our last big touristy cultural site was the Kunsthistorisches Museum (Art History Museum), which is a mirror-image building to the Natural History Museum on either side of a square named for Maria Theresia. Having been warned that the gallery’s collection is extensive (if limited to pre-1850), we decided to pick and choose our rooms, drifting through others quickly unless something caught our eye. We focused on the works of Bruegel, Holbein and Dürer and lapped it up.

Le Bol
In our quest for a decent breakfast earlier that morning (everything opens later on Sunday), we came upon Le Bol, a French café about a block north of Café Mozart. It looked more rustic Quebec than modern Paris: A huge communal wood table commanded the room, with a few tables for two surrounding it. Even better, it gave us a chance to speak some rusty French.
Our waitress was quite friendly—especially upon learning we were from Canada—and apologized for the cool weather. Then she caught herself, saying that of course we must appreciate the 23°C warmth, given where we come from and all. So we happily set her straight about summers in Canada. It was clear that she could speak English, but was much more comfortable with our broken French; and we were happy not having to stumble around in our nonexistent German. Best part about this café: When they say “Yaourt avec fruits”, it’s actually much closer to “large fruit salad with some yogurt mixed in”. For a couple who had gotten so little fruits and veg in this town, it was heaven. Thus it also became our destination the next morning, prior to our trip out to the airport. (BTW, bon pain au chocolat, bien sûr!)
Rapid transit to the airport is a marvel: The S-bahn (train) station is attached to an inner-city U-bahn station (or it will be when the construction between the sections is finished). There you can check in to your flight: Get boarding passes printed and seats picked, and check your luggage (which goes into a special, sealed compartment to the airport). You can go and sightsee for a day, then come back to hop on the airport train (resembling a GO train, but electric), easy-peasy! All you have to do at the airport is go through security (and every gate has its own separate set of security staff. Very labour-intensive, but fast and efficient). Why does it seem that every other city has a better downtown-to-airport system than Toronto?

Frankfurt Airport again: This is something you’ll never see in a North American airport.

Bye Europe!! From halfway up the stairs off the Frankfurt airport tarmac. Direct terminal jetways are generally just for Lufthansa, from what we saw.
My impressions? Unlike Peter I’m still undecided about whether Prague or Vienna was my “favourite” city. Prague certainly had more “wow” in its sheer cheerful abundance of beautiful buildings—it’s no wonder Prague is the go-to city for period films. Adding to its charm, Prague still has a quirky personality—still rough around the edges; Vienna seems more polished (and monied), but therefore is more similar to other major world cities. But Vienna does have the advantage in being larger: If someone forced me to make a choice to visit either city again (poor me!), I think there would be more to further explore and do in Vienna (at the very least, the opportunity to see a multitude of operas!)
Final enormous thank-yous are again due to Grandpa S. and Nana Tara, and Grandma for enabling us to have an absolutely unforgettable experience!
More to come from other team PLJ members…
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If you’d been following our Twitter posts you’d have figured out why we haven’t been posting here for awhile: We’ve been getting ready for, experiencing, and recovering from, our latest adventure.
This adventure comes courtesy of very generous gifts from Grandpa S. and Nana Tara, and Grandma—Thank you, thank you all! Since Jon’s Easter Seals camp* is now 10! days! long!—we were offered the opportunity to go on a real—overseas—vacation for the first time in 21 years.
After soliciting a lot of friends’ opinions, and discussing whether we wanted to revisit somewhere we’d already been (Paris? Florence? London?), and worrying about whether Eyjafjallajökull would affect flights (yeah I could’ve written “Icelandic volcano”, but who can resist that name?); we finally decided on Prague and Vienna. Both beautiful, artistic cities with wonderful architecture…and lots of cobblestones. Sorry, Jon.
We decided to travel extremely light, with only carry-on bags, which turned out to be a very sensible decision for airports. Unlike our previous European trip 21 years ago, we weren’t exactly roughing it this time: Our bags (the same bags as before, in fact) only had to carry clothes for nine days, not a month. Also, our hotels were definitely a few grades better than the youth hostels we stayed in before!
Our schedule on August 1 was chockablock enough to make us antsy: Up early; pack car; 4-hour drive to Jon’s camp near Smiths Falls; drop Jon off; drive to Ottawa to Ann & Dave’s to drop off the car; get to Ottawa Airport for our 5:15 pm flight. We needn’t have fretted: All our milestones went smoothly, though just like last year Jon unnerved us by being extremely serious and grave about the whole situation.

He looks happy here, but don’t be fooled: Jon was mostly pretty quiet and serious when we left.
I had the dubious pleasure of getting body-scanned at Ottawa Airport (at least that was totally random, unlike the rather invasive pat-down I got later at Frankfurt Airport, apparently set off by the metal links on my sandals.)
We had an hour at Frankfurt Airport to change planes, and after being misdirected had to go through security again. There was such a disorganized mob of people at the security gate that a bunch of us were herded haphazardly towards an overflow security entrance. They were calling for people who needed to go to Gate “A”, while holding up a sign that said “B”. We were not terribly impressed with the lack of efficiency. It seemed so un-German, somehow.
(When I tweeted about the chaos, I got a reply tweet from Frankfurt Airport apologizing for the inconvenience. Now that’s more like the German efficiency we know and stereotype!)
One short Lufthansa hop later, and we were in the Czech Republic.

Prague has cobblestones. Lots and lots of cobblestones. Good thing Jon wasn’t here!
Upon arrival, we managed to figure out how to buy a transit ticket that would get us to downtown Prague. Twenty-six Czech Kč (koruna), about $1.50. (There is even a cheaper ticket, 18 Kč, for short trips.) The bus/subway trip was fast and efficient, and was the last time we took public transit in Prague, since it is such a compact city and we’re good walkers.
Our hotel, the Red and Blue Design Hotel, was a 5-minute walk from the subway, and right next to Petřín Park, one of the largest parks and highest hills in the city, which provides lovely views of the city. The hotel was very modern and newly-renovated inside (in Google Street View it’s still covered with scaffolding.)

Left: Monument to the victims of Communism at the bottom of the Petřín Park hill; Right: View from funicular railway up the park hill.
We quickly set to wandering around the city. First stop, of course, was Karlův most (Charles Bridge). In all we must’ve crossed this bridge a dozen times during our stay, at many times of the day (with varying amounts of tourists, vendors and musicians), in sun and rain. Obviously it’s more hauntingly beautiful when it’s fairly empty, but even when packed with tourists it’s still an impressive sight, with its jolly bustle of humanity surrounded by the blackened statues. Lots of history to digest when reading about the bridge; lots of saints with freaky headgear.

Karlův most at low tourist time. (Click on picture for panoramic view.)

Patron saint of beanie-wearers?
Across the bridge you are in Staré Město (Old Town). The main sight here is Old Town Square, ringed with impressive buildings, and featuring the Old City Hall with the Astronomical Clock. The crowds of tourists that build up for the hourly shows is just as impressive as the show itself! We figure that here is where the mythical filigree fairy (distant cousin to the tooth fairy) must’ve done lots of overtime. [I say she was on a drunken bender—P]

Astronomical Clock in Staré Město

Old Town Square, Ground Zero of filigree. (Click on picture for panoramic view.)
From Staré Město you can head south to Nové město (New Town, a mere stripling of a town, only founded in 1348), whose main landmark is Wenceslas Square, which is a long wide boulevard, somewhat resembling Toronto’s University Ave. Not as impressive as Old Town, it’s a commercial mecca, mainly lined with banks, Czech department stores and multi-national chains. Near here we actually spotted a Hooters (the low cultural point of the trip) and goggled a bit at the incongruity of the street-level restaurant logo, topped by the building’s graceful, filigree-lined roof. Not far away we also found a little store specializing in vintage optical equipment: cameras, opthalmologists’ lenses, microscopes…the kind of unique store that aficionados world-wide would find out about.

Where vintage optical lens nerds go to heaven.

Hey, Tamo! A store for you!

One notable modern building in Nové město, Tančící dům (Dancing House, aka “Fred and Ginger”)
We ate mainly Czech-style food while in Prague, ranging in quality from dive-y tourist joints to the much more upscale (though still largely touristy) Pravda restaurant. The first night we ate at a decent restaurant with a nice patio; when we passed by over the next couple of days the furniture was all packed up and the restaurant was gone!

Brontosaurus ribs (in both size and moistness.)
Meat, and much of it was the ticket, ranging from roasted (often overcooked) pork, smoked pork (aka ham), sausages, roast duck or beef goulash (aka beef stew without the veggies). All accompanied by the ubiquitous potato or bready dumplings. Greek-style salads were common (and palatable). Except for some very tasty desserts (chocolate cake, tiramisu) at Pravda, we didn’t go for sweets much in Prague, except for gelato (which also ranged in quality from “meh” to “yum”.)

Much tastier! Pravda’s tirimasu was among the best I’ve ever had.
In Josefov (Jewish Quarter) we toured the Old Jewish Cemetery, where hundreds of years of burials had raised the ground level to considerably above street level, and packed the headstones flat together. The attached Pinkasova synagoga is now a sobering memorial to Holocaust victims, with a heartbreaking display of children’s art from the concentration camp at Terezín.
Later, we were absolutely delighted by the UPM—the Uměleckoprůmyslové museum v Praze (Decorative Arts Museum). Keep in mind that we’re art and craftsmanship geeks, but this museum was laid out with such enthusiasm for showing all sorts of artisanal professions—glasswork (of course), linen and lace, fancy dress clothing, clocks, fancy woodwork from all over Europe, even promotional posters from the early part of the century. In addition, after the glasswork show you were provided with a safety pin, a piece of steel wire (with pliers nearby) and a bin with multitudes of different glass beads—you were encouraged to build your own piece of jewellery, as a free keepsake. It’s the one place we regret we didn’t spend enough time in.
Our last full day in Prague was spent at the Pražský hrad (Prague Castle). It’s not a fantastically ornate palace, like Versaille or the Hermitage; rather, it impresses because of its size, sheer age (parts date from the 9th Century) and tenacity (it’s been destroyed and rebuilt several times over the centuries).

The entrance to the hrad. The guards’ light-blue uniforms were designed by the costume designer of the movie Amadeus (which was filmed in Prague).
The constant cycle of fire/war—rebuilding means that the castle and churches are a motley patchwork of architectural and interior decoration styles, ranging from Gothic and Baroque (and neo-Gothic and neo-Baroque) to Art Nouveau. Saint Vitus’s Cathedral, the largest church in the hrad, was started in 1344 but didn’t get officially finished until 1929, so there’s quite a range of styles. This continually unfinished state of the cathedral became the symbol and embodiment of the Czech psyche (which somehow also seems very Canadian in a way).

The focal point of the hrad: St. Vitus’s Cathedral. (Click on picture for panoramic view of city from church tower.)

The side porch of St. Vitus’s Cathedral was recently restored. Notice the very old buttresses above the modern wooden doors.

Home decorating tip: When installing stain-glass windows, pick an era and style and STICK WITH IT. Lest your guests’ brains fry from astonishment. (The stained-glass windows in Vitus’s Cathedral range from Victorian to early 20th C. styles.)

One window was designed in the 1920s by Art Nouveau notable Alfons Mucha (Note the prominent credit to its sponsor, Banka Slavie)

Metronome on the hill.
Peter walked over to Letná Park to see the giant Metronome sculpture that sits on a massive plinth originally built for an infamous monument to Stalin that was dynamited in the 60s. Now it’s home to mainly skateboarders and graffiti artists. [One gets the feeling that the city allows the youth to get their graffiti ya-ya’s out on the backside of the metronome, in exchange for leaving the Old Town and New Town more or less graffiti free.]


The giant Metronome at Letná Park and the graffiti on its backside.

Walking back to our hotel from the hrad. Always with those picturesque buildings… (Click on picture for panoramic view.)
The next morning we walked across Legií most (Legions Bridge) to Praha hlavní nádraží, the main railway station to catch our train to Vienna. At the train station was a Czech bookstore, where we looked at books by Czech and translated foreign writers. We noticed that Czech womens’ surnames always end in -ová, but the Czechs also put -ová at the end of foreign women’s names. Thus you get J.K. Rowlingová and Candace Bushnellová, which just looks odd.
Impressions? In the end, Praha was Peter’s favourite of the two cities. The main undercurrent of the Czech mindset, the soul of the country, seems to be rooted in artisanal activities. It’s not the most stunning art in Europe (hello, Italia) and certainly not heavily monied (hello Wien), but clearly there was an innate dedication to making something look good when you built it. Rarely did you pass a very plain building, and usually you knew it was a product of the Communist years. We started making jokes “Oh, yet another street where the filigree fairy’s had her way” or “Apparently the sculptors finished their job early, so they decided to paint a mural”, but at those times we were just overloaded with constant eye candy.


Warning boats on Čechův most bridge.


This the base of a regular lampost on Legií most bridge

Just holdin’ up a balcony
On the train we shared a foursome with two young Brits travelling Europe’s youth hostels, who found our stories about Canada exotic, and our money bizarre (Hockey on the $5! [wish I’d had a $20 bill too!—P] I don’t understand the quote from the poem! What’s OUR Queen doing on YOUR country’s money?!) And after a pleasant 5-hour ride—noticing a pleasing number of wind turbines along the way—we arrived in Wien, Österreich!

Bye Praha! (the Hrad at dusk)
* Which we will blog about in an upcoming post.↩