The following list is from the usenet, and featured in an interesting exchange of letters between film critic Roger Ebert and a dwarf actor who objected to Ebert’s use of “midget” in a previous column.

It’s a list of Cockney rhyming slang apparently used among disabled Cockneys in East London:

Mutt and Jeff = deaf
Canary Wharf = dwarf
Cardinal Wolsey = cerebral palsy
Raspberry Ripple = cripple
Rubber and plastic = spastic
Tulips and roses = multiple sclerosis
Bacon rind = blind
Diet Pepsi = epilepsy
Benny and the Jets = Tourettes
Wasps and bees = amputee