Doggy Class

Jon (Completed independently by Jon)

Sept. 20/07

I like to go to doggy class with Photon. I was listening to mack the nife on the iPod. When we got there they played musical chairs. Then they played some doggy games. Daddy’s back was herting because Daddy can’t lift me. I went back into the car to go back home. We got home at eight o’clock. Tonight I’m going to watch Totoro again.

Jon

3rd Doggie Degree

Laura and Photon with certificate
Laura and Photon (with new tug toy prize)

Peter Photon has now just graduated from “Step Ahead”, her third Who’s Walking Who doggie training class and what a finish it was! On the last night of classes, they do some review, and then they always play games for Bonus Bones, which are little slips of paper that are later entered into a draw (the better you do in the games, the better your chances in the draw).

Previously, Photon has been sharp in class, but in the games…well, she has been known to completely forget everything she ever learned, ever. There’s nothing like being in a timed competition with your teammates staring at you and having your dog looking at you absolutely blankly, as if it just met you. Add to that the fact that one of our classmates was an off-duty instructor training her super-well-behaved Italian Greyhound Phoebe, and we sensed defeat again!

It wasn’t so bad. After a rocky start (a game of “Sparky Says” which was—let’s face it—a test of the attention span of the owners), Photon did really well in games like:

all of the musical chairs contestants
Musical Chairs is about to begin. Laura is hidden in the interlaced chairs

Musical Chairs: Everyone sits in a chair, then walk with your dog around the circular course around when the music plays. One chair is taken away. When the music stops, have your dog sit and stay some distance from the chairs and then go to take a seat. If your dog gets up or lies down while you are sitting you must leave your seat and go towards your dog to get it to sit again. Referee calls time each session, and the person without a seat is out. This goes until one dog is left.

dogs
Mid-Musical Chairs.

There was some subterfuge, as one of the owners of her playoff rival Milo surreptitiously snapped his fingers to try and break Photon’s concentration. Nice try. But it didn’t work and she took the prize. 😀

dogs and owners playing bang
Owners, prepare to Bang. In the field: Piper, Duke, Milo, Photon, Phoebe.

Bang: Sit and stay your dog, then walk to the middle of the room with your back to your dog. The referee calls out “Bang” and the owners turn and tell their dogs to go “Down” from their position (called “down at a distance”). Photon won twice! We realize today that this was a bit rigged. We were sitting nearest to the well-trained Phoebe, and farthest from the less doctrinaire Piper, a big hairy fellow who decided that if his owner had her back to him, he wasn’t on duty, so he charged over to take earnest beagle Duke and the two snowballed over to take Milo out of the play. If the two keener dogs had been away from each other, who knows what chaos would have ensued. Cheque’s in the mail, Piper.

Laura and Photon with in down

Food on the Floor: Down and stay your dog then walk to the middle of the room, leaving a piece of food about 12 feet away. If a dog gets up to get it, he/she is out. Then return and treat the dog. Repeat with food only 8 feet away from the dog. Then about 3.5 feet away, with a wager of already won Bonus Bones to make things interesting. Photon co-won!

At the end of the night came the draw. Photon had good odds, but better yet Jon was the official drawer—he’s been to each class, actually, and we had yet to win—but this time Mr. Integrity drew Photon’s name from the basket. She won a brand new tug toy, which she’s now happily tearing apart!

Saturday mornings are great for……

Jon (A creative writing piece written by Jon. His teacher has been working with him on polishing his stories, so there is some teacherly prompting to complete his storywriting. —L)

Sept. 13/07

Saturday mornings are great for going to Grandma and Grandpa’s house. I like to go to other places too. I like to go to Maghin and Austain’s house. On Saturday mornings I like to have something to eat. My favorite restront is Il Fornello. I like to eat two pieces of pizza.
I like to go to out with my mom and dad and have fun. Saturday mornings are great!

Jon

(An aside about pizza at Il Fornello: The whole family had had mild stomach bugs the last couple of weeks of summer. (Yes, that’s foreshadowing.) On Sunday the 2nd we went to Fornello for dinner to celebrate the end of summer. Jon wolfed his usual adult-size pizza with his usual satisfied gusto; then started looking sick, and upchucked the entire meal all over his plate. Props to Fornello Danforth’s staff for their quick reactions. Poor Jon!)

My Berthday

Jon (“Disk five” belongs to the new box set of The Animaniacs that we got him for a birthday present.—L)

Sept. 13/07

I sang the somg Happy Berthday. I like to cellabrate my berthday. I like to eat cupcakes. The cupcakes look yummy. I like to have a party. My berthday was yesterday on Wednesday September 12/07. I blew out the candle. At lunch I was singing Happy Berthday. I love to have a cupcake. It tasts very good. I had a great day. Tonight I’m going to watch disk five with Good idea Bad idea on it.

Jon

The Zoo

Jon on a Sally the camel

Two viewpoints:

PeterIt’s been a couple of years since Jon and I have made it to the zoo—given the operations—but we finally made it back late last week. It’s always a good time, but it’s also a real challenge/good work for Jon’s eyes, as the animals are often at a distance and camouflaged.

The magic wasn’t quite there this time around though, and I couldn’t get a handle on why. But after lunch, between pavillions, Jon said he wanted to go home soon. “I have my own animal. I have Photon.”

I immediately felt how much he cherishes his dog, and how that relationship has made the zoo a more frustrating place. What’s the point of keeping the animals at a distance, where you can’t interact with them?

Jon and a rubber robot t-rex

Before we left, Jon did get a camel ride in for old times sake and we dropped by Dinosaurs Alive! From years of living with me, Jon has an sense of the corny and he grinned widely when he saw the rubber covered mechanisms move around jerkily. I reminded him that they were robots, and he said “No. They’re just pretend.” So that’s how convincing they were. They couldn’t even cut it as real robot dinosaurs.

Jon August 31/07

I went in the car to go to the zoo. I saw lots of animals. I like going on a Zoo Mobile. I saw a giraffe. I rode a camel. I saw a dinosaur. I ate lunch. I ate French Fries and Hot Dogs and I drank some ice tea. My favorite animal at the zoo is a bear. But my favorite animal is my dog Photon.

Jon

Photon

Photon with cute ears
How can store owners not want this sort of cuteness in their establishments??
(Photo: James Redekop)

Jon (Explanation about this journal entry’s last sentence: Jon’s videotape of a four-year-old Local Forecast got accidentally erased few weeks back, so he recorded a new one, with the impeccable logic that it will soon become an old Local Forecast….—L)

August 29/07

Photon is not aloud in zoos. She’s not aloud in movie theatres. She’s not aloud in Sunny View school. She’s only aloud in doggy class. I love Photon. As we get ready for doggy class I’m going to watch the brand new Local Forecast that I taped Tonight.

Jon