(This is a pretty accurate description of our Sunday afternoon, down to the missing diving board and whacking Dad on the bum to make him “fall” spectacularly into the pool.—L)

I went swimming with my Daddy. Then Daddy did a caninball. Daddy jumped into the water. I was swimming to the stairs. Daddy did 1 more caninball. There was no more diveing bored. All there was was a side. I were a bading sute. Anty Pam did a caninball. Anty Pam did 1 more caninball. Maggin and Osten did a caninball. Maggin and Osten did 1 more caninball. I didn’t do a caninball. I pushed dad on the bum. I love to go back into the house to take my bating sute off.

Jon