2 thoughts on “Touched by His Noodly Appendage

  1. A commentary and colloquy on Intelligent Design, submitted for your approval.

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    Evil Genius (David Warner) When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.

    Robert (Derek Deadman) Understanding of what, master?

    Evil Genius Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn’t interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!

    Robert Slugs.

    Evil Genius Slugs! He created slugs! They can’t hear, they can’t speak, they can’t operate machinery. If I were creating the world, I wouldn’t mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would’ve started with lasers, eight o’clock, day one.

  2. PS,

    – “The Time Bandits”
    Directed by Terry Gilliam (bless ‘im)
    1981

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