Monthly Archives: June 2006

Batchan Visiting me

Jon Jon and his Bachan, June 2006Jon’s Bachan just left from a week-long visit from Vancouver. Actually, we didn’t see each other very much as it was more of a working vacation for her and her sibs as they made preparations (cleaning, organizing, house-selling prep, etc.) for moving O-Bachan into a retirement home in Toronto. —L)

I see Batchan. I like to show Batchan how I read the story The Grate Fish Dreame. I like to say Goodby to Batchan. I was showing Batchan play station. I love to say hi to Batchan. I said Nice to see you.

Jon

The Picnic

Jon (I’ve been slow posting—this story came right after the field trip picnic Jon had way back on June 5th. —L)

We had a grate picnic. I went to Kew Beach. I went pee at Kew beach at the toilet. I like to go to a picnic with my teacher Tami. I had hotdogs for lunch. I’m about to visit my Friend Sally. I had chips at Kew Beach. I love to eat potato chips. I took a bus to school. At school I play Math Missions.

Jon

Digital Boy

To the envy of his cousins, Jon’s been typing for years now. Writing or drawing is very hard, and to get the required stability it has to be hand-over-hand, which means an adult has to be there, and the chances of spontaneity are pretty much crushed.

While doing reading homework on the deck yesterday afternoon, Jon and I had a following conversation, witnessed by Bachan:

Jon (pointing to an exclamation mark, knowing full well but teasing me): What is that? Is it a period?
Daddy: No, it’s an exclamation mark, goof!
Jon: It’s a period! How do we make it an exclamation mark?
Daddy: Easy, we just draw a line straight down over the period.
Jon (wrinkling his forehead, more serious): Nooo.
Daddy: Yes, just drawing a line down.
Jon: Nooo. By pushing shift and 1.
Daddy: ??? Ohhhhhh…..
Jon (seizing my weak moment): By pushing shift and 2!
Daddy (reaching to the very height of his knowledge): Noooo! That’s an @ symbol for email!
Jon (smiling): Ahhhh!
Daddy: Okay, Mr Smarty-drawers, what’s Shift and 3, if you’re so…
Jon: Number sign.
(Pause)
Daddy: Okay, let’s get back to reading…

Lawn, Ho!

When we last tuned in, brother-in-law David (and I, in a supporting role) had built a walkway after brother-in-law Troy (and I, in a supporting role) had built a deck and ramp.

Now the back lawn…the poor back lawn. Ten years ago, Andy, Clarence, Erik, Kevin, and Trina and I destroyed our old kitchen and dumped the contents on the back lawn where it sat until I loaded it into a dumpster. Since then it has suffered all manner of indignities. The last two years, it’s been treated to huge piles of gravel and dirt.

It gradually was taken over by crabgrass, then weeds, then the weeds decided it wasn’t worth it. It had become a foresaken land.

So we spent the past week sifting and conditioning the soil, removing an entire wheelbarrow of gravel (and other assorted crap, including the occasional bit of old kitchen), and then David came over and within two hours he had graded it and we had laid the sod.

I know, grass…suburban, non-native, high maintenance…but we have our reasons. It’d be nice to have some grass for Jon to crawl in. And some other ideas we have for the future.

Thanks so much David! You too Troy!

Photo of desolate backyard, with Apollo moon astronaut photoshopped in
Saturday

Photo of green and lush backyard
Sunday

Friday, June 9, Part II: Cars

Jon and Lightning McQueen
Jon and Lightning McQueen display

LauraAfter the hospital ordeal of the morning we went to the movie that Jon has been eagerly waiting the past half-year to see: Cars. I have to admit I was a bit trepidatious about it: I was not overly impressed with the trailers, and I couldn’t quite wrap my head around the idea of a world full of anthropomorphic automobiles. As well, I’m a total car-racing noob—didn’t even know what a pace car was—so the racing scenes were terra incognita to me.

After seeing the movie I’m still scratching my head a bit over the talking cars: I think Pixar set the disbelief bar rather high and couldn’t quite vault over it, but I don’t think it’s the “Pixar’s First Flop!!” that people are salivating for.

Because I am clearly not the audience for this movie. (I must stress, however, that I generally liked the movie; I just didn’t find it as breathtakingly perfect as The Incredibles.) Jon, however, love love loved it. I’m not even sure how much of the plot/situations Jon understood, but he was delighted throughout the whole movie, giggled at various car noises, and never seemed to get bored (and at two hours that’s saying a lot!)

After the movie he was quite perky (as opposed to shell-shocked like he often is right after movies), and when asked if he wanted to see it again happily said “yes!” At bedtime he kept mentioning that we had seen Cars and smiling.

Jon and Mater
Jon, Mater and Sally