Why will sharks eat anything but clowns?
They taste funny.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants?
“Here come the elephants.”
What did Jane say?
“Here come the grapes.” (She was colour blind)
What did the duck say to the rooster in the morning?
Quack a doodle-doo!
Where does Photon go when she’s sick?
To the Dogtor!!
I’m beginning to cringe every time your RSS feed lights up.
Oh Jon I really do like the one about Photon That is very cute indeed!
The Periodic Table of Videos is a series of short videos by Brady Haran, a videojournalist; and Martyn Poliakoff, a chemistry professor at the University of Nottingham. Each video shows examples of an individual element, explains some of the element’s niftier properties and gives a few interesting facts about it. Here’s a “trailer”:
yeah I know I’m commenting on an entry from a few days ago…
Good to see a pic of the ski jumping stance. all in favour of Laura and Peter having to wear flashy “ski Coach” jackets this winter say “aye”
I think we should give Peter some hands on practice at the 30m jump at Camp Fortune…i’m pretty sure jon would be able to laugh at the snowball!
paul
What’s smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
What do you get when you cross a bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny!
For you consideration: another map game. This one is the geography of the Middle East, and its environs. Hope you know your Stans. Once again, I’ll bet on my brother-in-law Eduardo having no problems with this…but who else gets through more or less unscathed?
Wow, that’s tough. I got six only and only because we’ve been to four of the locations. Time to check out a map!
Not me. I the world was easier when it was all USSR instead of all those funny little countries I can never remember.
Ten! (Though I was very distressed to find I fall into the demographic of “those who can’t locate Iraq on a map”!)
Are they supposed to actually score you?
Photon plays keep-away with her Cuz squeaky toy dinosaur. Being a herder, sometimes when Photon plays keep-away she does it by running right at you.
What is a rabbit’s favourite book?
Hop on Pop!