March 29th, 2006

Värttinä cöncërt (sörry, I couldn’t resïst)    

Posted by Laura.

On Monday we went to see Finnish band Värttinä at the Mod Club Theatre—our first concert in mumblety-mumble years. They are a nine-member group consisting of three female singers and six instrumentalists (including button accordion, fiddle and bouzouki). The group originally started as a larger ensemble performing in traditional Karelian (a unique culture of music, poetry and dialect from the eastern region of Finland) folk song styles, but moved on to interpreting the music in more modern ways.

The powerful and hard-edged close harmonies of their singing is not unlike that of the Bulgarian singers, but Värttinä’s arrangements are more pop-orientated, heavy on the percussion. (The excellent percussionist made the obligatory drum solo into a dramatic and athletic display, rather than the usual snooze-fest.)

The songs ranged from fun and bouncy melodies (on a relative scale; we’re not talking Top 40 here) to intense songs that wouldn’t have been out of place if someone had updated Wagner’s Ring cycle with pop music (which, in fact, Värttinä has sort-of done in providing the music for the theatrical The Lord of the Rings). In fact, as the three singers sang songs of rage and betrayal, using stylized arm motions, they resembled of a trio of curse-muttering witches. Get a load of these lyrics:

I throw off sparks, I tear from my tongue words as twisted as tree-roots.
I poke the fire of hatred with my words, I hurl hate back at you.
My mood blackens, blacker than the mind of any mortal.
My loathing drips blood, my pain slashes, curses, drenches with pus.

Yikes! Good thing I don’t understand Finnish!

On the fun and bouncy side, in heavily-accented English the singers exhorted the uptight Torontonians to come to the front and dance (which the crowd finally did towards the end of the show). Though with the music’s tricky multiple time signatures and offbeat rhythms, I joked to Peter that it was dance music for people with five legs!

After the show the band came offstage and mingled with the audience, many of whom were also involved in the LOTR stage show. (The opening act was a co-worker as well, being a violinist from the pit.) The whole atmosphere had a chummy, collegial vibe that was nice. We struck up a lovely conversation with a visiting Finn—desperate for some Finnish culture, one presumes!—who was convinced that Toronto was laid back compared to Europe. We told her to visit Vancouver; then she’d discover what laid back was.

On a final note, it’s been so long since we’ve been to a club; it was soooo much more pleasant to come home from a concert not reeking of smoke. If this is the result of the tough no-smoking laws, me like!

Comment by Debbie — April 17, 2006 @ 3:48 pm

Oh, very cool that you saw them live. I would have forced Jeff to take me to this concert for my birthday if I had known they’d be playing in Toronto. How was the sound system?

Comment by Laura — April 17, 2006 @ 5:17 pm

Very good, actually; nice and clear. We took the precaution of bringing earplugs (in memory of concerts past), but didn’t have to wear them since it was not deafeningly loud. The club also had lots of large video screens around the edges of the hall, so if you were stuck behind a group of very tall people you could still have a decent view of the musicians. Though all you really had to do at any time during the concert was to walk to the front of the hall to the big, empty dance area—boy, Torontonians really suck at dancing!

March 28th, 2006

Grandpa’s Birthday Party    

Posted by Jon.


(This was written about Jon’s Grandpa’s (and Great-Auntie Marcia’s) 70th birthday dinner we went to a week ago. We went to Rodney’s Oyster House where Jon proceeded to demolish a plate of steamed clams (in lieu of his favourite shellfish, mussels—alas, unavailable that night), a fish-and-chips entrée with salad, and a slice of a homemade, chocolate birthday cake (snuck in with the assistance of staff). Burp.—L)

Grandpa Suzuki was 70 years old.
Daddy brought in the cake and candles.
I didn’t have mussles I just had clams. and when Daddy brought in the cake and candles we startted to sing Happy Birthday. Then we ate some cake and The cake was yummy.

Jon

Comment by David "What A Cool First Name" Barker — March 29, 2006 @ 11:52 am

Wow, the good doctor is 70!

I remember when ‘The Nature of Things’ was the best science and nature show on TV (because it was unique) and it was mandatory viewing in our house.

Hey, Jon! Did you like the clams better than the mussels?

Comment by Laura — April 17, 2006 @ 5:59 pm

I asked Jon which he liked better, clams or mussels, and without hesitation he answered “mussels”.

March 24th, 2006

Turkey Song    

Posted by Laura.

The Turkey Song is a little animation I created of a ditty sung by Jonathan for last year’s school Thanksgiving celebrations. (If you don’t have Flash 8 installed on your computer you can download it for free from Macromedia.)

Comment by David "Avid Turkey Fan" Barker — March 25, 2006 @ 4:00 pm

Awwwwwww….

Comment by Tami — April 10, 2006 @ 5:02 pm

Wow, Laura! This is brilliant! When I return to Sunny View I will have to share it with his classmates as well as with Julie who taught him this song last year in Music! Jon’s voice sounds as sweet as ever!

March 23rd, 2006

Weekend Poll: Llama vs. Lion (& Tiger)    

Posted by Peter.

Pal Bev emailed me the URL of an annoying internet jingle just to drive us nuts.

The Llama Song

Oh, it is annoying. I do not impune its…well, lack of honour there. But I’m putting up a challenger.

Kenya

And I’m putting it to a vote. This weekend’s poll is to choose between the two. Or worse, supply a contender that you feel is worse than either.

Incidentally, you’re probably going to need some sort of sharp implement to get these songs out of your brain. “Enjoy.”

Oh, one last thing. They’re both looped, so if you’ve been watching one for 25 minutes waiting for the finale, well, it’s probably too late now.

Comment by David "Dancing Barkers" Hamster — March 24, 2006 @ 4:20 pm

The Original Dancing Hamsters.

Thank you, Michael and Ronnie…ya little brats!

Comment by aiabx — March 25, 2006 @ 7:45 pm

I added my choice – Badger Badger Badger!

Comment by Peter — March 25, 2006 @ 8:07 pm

The good news for you guys is that because of the vote security software, only one member of PLJ can vote! It’s a tight race!

Comment by Lord Hellpus — March 27, 2006 @ 11:12 am

HAHA! You’ve been hax0red! I managed to cast an extra vote!
I have poisoned the well of Democracy!

Comment by Peter — March 27, 2006 @ 4:06 pm

Argh! The subtle Vote-from-Work gambit! It takes planning, courage and nerves of steel, but you pulled it off.
At this point, all I can do is tip my hat to you…then send out the goons.

March 22nd, 2006

The subwaytrain    

Posted by Jon.

Did you go on the subwaytrain? The Doors on the real subwaytrain went Bing Bing Bing. and when the doors went Bing Bing Bing that means that the doors are closing. I go to stop numbor one. and then I go to stop numbor two. then I go to stop numbor three. I went to see my daddy at Sant lornst margy.

March 21st, 2006

Phantom Power & Razor Blades    

Posted by Laura.

A couple of thought-provoking articles in the Economist:

First a story about the rise of power consumption via electronic appliances in “standby mode”. Incredible amounts of electricity are wasted because stereos, microwave ovens, TVs, VCRs, PVRs and the like are constantly consuming power to operate their clocks, timers and “instant-on” features. (One wonders why a microwave needs a clock, anyway.) This totally unnecessary use of “phantom power” is largely ignored by manufacturers, even when more energy-saving adjustments are available.

The second article is a more humourous analysis of the development of the disposible razor, with a fancy graph showing possible projections of ever-higher multiples of blades (they’re up to five now) as a hyperbolic line instead of the more typical power curve.

Comment by aiabx — March 21, 2006 @ 1:03 pm

Actually, it’s up to 6 blades. There’s a single blade on the back for beard and sideburn trimming. I’m amused that the multiblade rationale has gone from multiple blade passes to reduced pressure. Although I can’t say I’ve ever really suffered from the pressure of my (admittedly decadent) two-bladed razor.

I recall all of this being predicted by Mad magazine back in the 70’s, when 2 blades was radical. They further predicted the ultimate razor with 40 short blades arranged like this:
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which would compensate for the uneven nature of human faces, accompanied by a disgusting and amusing drawing of a close up of a human face.

Comment by David "Single Track Razer (sic)" Barker — March 21, 2006 @ 3:57 pm

I remember from the early 70s, soon after double blade razors came out, one of those fake Saturday Night Live commercials that they’d go into after the host’s monologue, showing a guy shaving with a triple-track razor, and the last line was something like ‘It just goes to show you that some people will fall for anything…” When the real triple-blade razors came out, this sketch came to mind every time I saw one of the real, modern, commercials.

Comment by Laura — March 21, 2006 @ 4:36 pm

Or go to the article from The Onion spoofing the 5-bladed razor—two years ago! [I took off the link because the language was more than a wee bit salty. If you want to look for it, just search for "razor" on their site, but I'm not going to hand the link to you on a platter!]

March 18th, 2006

Subway    

Posted by Peter.

Well, it turns out that in terms of creative writing, March Break means BREAK, dad, so instead of Jon adding his thoughts to these photos, it will be me. Sorry folks.

Recently, our local subway station completed its elevator installation, and Jon can now accompany us anywhere on the TTC subway line. That has an elevator. That is working. Still, it is not only a great step forward, but made for one excited 9-year-old boy. Jon was stoked for the day.

On the platform, waiting for his first train in living memory.


In some of the cars, if you are able to find select seats empty, you can access wheelchair locks.


Destination reached: St. Lawrence Market in just over an hour, door to door. In the downtown core, elevator connections to street level are in the office towers, so some searching is required.


Tired but happy, Jon finds a little cocooning time at Shopsy’s.

This first trip was quite exhausting, and we were all grumpy for the rest for the day. But two days later we followed up with another subway excursion, and it was a piece of cake. Needless to say, Jon is absolutely subway-crazed these days.

Comment by David "They Finally Finished That Station!" Barker — March 20, 2006 @ 3:40 pm

Woo hoo, Jon! Did your parents show you the view from the Prince Edward Viaduct? Cuz if they didn’t…

Comment by Peter — March 21, 2006 @ 4:05 pm

It’s tough to see down from a wheelchair away from the window. Especially since that’s about thirty seconds pre-arrival/post-departure (finding space, setting brakes on). But we certainly showed him that we were outside and up high. Jon seemed more impressed by the absence of those things: a couple of times he happily exclaimed, “This tunnel is really dark!”

Comment by David "Subway Aficionado" Barker — March 22, 2006 @ 4:43 pm

Ooh! Ooh! Jon, get them to take you to either the first or last car on the train, especially on the University line, or when it goes outside westbound past Dundas West! Sometimes you can see subway workers in the dark tunnels, and there’s a section where the tunnel is round! Plus the mysterious lost station under the real Bay Station that you can only see for a second from the first or last car when entering or leaving Bay Station!

Never mind, I’ll arrange a tour.